Is That Really What You Want the Last Thing You Say to Me To Be

i'm going to dance like you
aren't standing there
with you're hand cupped over
your mouth
wondering
what the hell did you just get into
i'm going to do what i do

i'm going to sing like you
aren't recording my
horrid voice from
outside the bathroom
and going to put it on youtube
to show the world
how tone-deaf your
girlfriend really can be
i'm going to just be me

i'm going to smile like you
aren't waiting right around
the corner
with a pie dish filled
with whipped cream
just waiting to smash my face
and hear me scream
so you can tell your friends later
you're the bomb
i'm going to be nothing like your mom(:

i'm going to love like you
aren't up early in the morning
just to make the coffee first
cause you know
without it
i might just be your mom
and that would end badly
i'm just going to be me,
you'll see